Tuesday 10 October 2006, by Ruud Elmendorp. 'What would you like for breakfast, sir?" The eyes of the lady at the reception are peeking seriously behind the bars of the counter. It is ten in the evening, and my stomach is full from the beef stew, or rather the few Tuskers I enjoyed with it in Trendz Bar.
'How can I think of eating when I just have eaten?" I gently ask her. She lifts her shoulders a bit.
'It"s okay," she says and wants to take back the form she just handed out.
'Okay," I said, and started to make a choice for the next morning. Toast, fried eggs for me. Boiled eggs for my beautiful wife. So I was ticking the options, and returned the paper. The lady studied my choices.
'Would you like sausages to it?" she adds with big eyes. That night we slept well, ensured of a copious breakfast in Mid-View Central Hotel, Nairobi.The hotel is located in a huge white building on Latema Road in city centre. The street is notorious for its many thieves, and most obviously: the matatus. These are the Nissan mini buses that carry passengers all over town, and even Kenya.
 

Westlands

 
This day I have been working from the room, and through the window came their continous hooting, accompanied by conductors shouting kumi, kumi, kumi! Meaning ten Shillings for the ride. At my windows the matatu to Westlands - Kangemi, mbau, mbau, mbau! seemed to be based. That means twenty Shilling. Think that these two words are the most commonly used in Kiswahili. Imagine all these conductors shouting them every minute and every second of the day all over the country. If you write that on a single line, it could easily span from Cape Town to Cairo.
 

Kanjo

 
Though the goings on Latema Road are dictated by the hour of the day. Early in the morning the matatus start off, and they will be gradually be overtaken by the hawkers, selling anything ranging between oranges, tissues, sweets, and mobile phone accessoires. They have their own way of shouting something like Bei mia, bei mia, bei mia or Bei hamsini, bei hamsini, bei hamsini. The first sentence meaning 'for hundred", the latter 'for fifty". The hawkers on Latema Road regularly get chased by the city council police, because since a while hawking in city centre is only allowed in certain areas. So from time to time you see the hawkers packing their stuff, and run of like they are chased by wildebeasts. That"s when the kanjos are near, the Kikuyu word for city council police. Kanjo is colloquial for Council. These guys are tough, they arrest and beat the hawkers. If you suffer from a perverted humour, you shout Kanjo on Latema Road. Surely you will see the hawkers jumping in all directions.
 

Noize

 
The next phase in the cycle of Latema Road is Trendz Bar, near the crossing with good old River Road. The music starts around six, and the volumes easily overrules the matatus and the touts. It"s great to sit here with a beer, overviewing the Mid-View Central Hotel, and to see the sun sinking down. That"s just what I am going to do now. It"s also a save place to drink. The volume of the music is so loud that you can sustain it for one and half our at the most. Then to bed next to my beautiful wife, waiting for Trendz to silence, until the early morning matatus give you your wake up call.
 
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